Intel is more interested in bags than microprocessors
It is no wonder that Intel (tick: INTC) is in trouble, and when we say trouble, we mean deep deep trouble. Marketeers at the chip Leviathan are now pushing "bags" as the solution to all of INTC's...
View ArticleIntel CEO Paul Otellini announces resignation
Intel CEO Paul Otellini, 62, will step down after almost 40 years at the chip giant and the search is on for the company's next leader. Chairman Andy Bryant praised Otellini through the nose and gave...
View ArticleIntel's director of creative innovation, Will.i.am, peddles iPhone accessory
Music producer, founding member of the Black Eyed Peas, and Intel's director of creative innovation, Will.i.am, is to begin selling iPhone accessories. The strangely named foto.sosho is an attachment...
View ArticleIntel: 450mm, EUV to kill off rival chip companies
Fashion bag maker Paul Otellini has been telling the world and its dog that the coming transition to 450mm wafers will kill off half of the current numbers of semiconductor companies. Of course, that...
View ArticleWe deliver our IT predictions for 2013
The Prophecy division of TechEye has emerged from its blood-stained altars clutching the much spotted liver of Russell Grant which contains the latest predictions for this year of grace, 2013....
View ArticleApple, Google no poaching pact revealed in emails
US District Judge Lucy Koh said that there was a fair bit of evidence that the Apple and Google were operating a secret agreement not to poach each other's staff. She told a court that internal emails...
View ArticleIntel looking outside the building for new CEO
While many believed that Intel would be drawing lots from among its own managers to find a new leader, it seems that the board has other ideas. According to Bloomberg, the fashion bag maker has hired...
View ArticleGelsinger rules out top Intel gig
Kicking Pat Gelsinger has ruled out a return to his old haunts at Intel as its new CEO. Now the top bod at VMWare, Gelsinger's name has been touted as a possible candidate to replace Paul Otellini, who...
View ArticleARM waves goodbye to CEO Warren East
ARM has announced that it will be saying goodbye to its chief executive officer, Warren East. East has said he will be retiring from the company after 12 years as reigning CEO, 1 July 2013. His seat...
View ArticleIntel delays getting a new CEO
Chipzilla has decided that there is no hurry getting itself a nice shiny new CEO, according to the strokers of beards and people in the know at analyst outfit Piper Jaffray. Paul Otellini is being put...
View ArticleNvidia’s CEO approached by Intel headhunters
It’s an unlikely thing, we know, but we don’t do April Fool’s jokes. Sources at Intel Santa Clara have assured us that the CEO of Nvidia, Jen-Hsen Huang was approached by headhunters seeking for a...
View ArticlePaul Otellini earned $19 million last year
Outgoing Intel CEO Paul Otellini had a rather good year for himself. His total compensation in 2012 increased 8.6 percent to $19 million. However, 2012 was Otellini's last year at Intel and he should...
View ArticleTop US tech companies face class action
The great and glorious names of the tech business are facing a class action over what might have been a trade cartel to control employee movements. According to Electronics Weekly US judge Lucy Koh has...
View ArticleFashion outfit Intel is in trouble
Fashion bag maker Intel seems set to go the way of the other fashion outfit, Christian Lacroix. On the eve of releasing his spring collection, fashion designer Paul Otellini demonstrated his same...
View ArticleIntel loses its reason to live
In his departing notes to shareholders last night, Intel CEO Paul Otellini was remarkably upbeat about a boat that is increasingly beginning to resemble the now famous Itanic.Delivering its financial...
View ArticleIntel appoints Brian Krzanich CEO
Intel has named its next CEO, chief operating officer Brian Krzanich, 52, who will take over from Paul Otellini 16 May. Krzanich has been COO since January 2012 but has previously held technical and...
View ArticleIntel’s Otellini clears his desk
It is Paul Otellini’s last day at work today, as he steps down from the role of CEO to spend more time with his family and quite possibly growing tulips in his garden.Otellini (62) has worked for Intel...
View ArticleOracle’s Ellison earned $264,109 a day
The CEO of Oracle, dashing Larry Ellison, earned $96.4 million last year and it’s hard to figure out how he can make ends meet.That’s $11,004 an hour, or if you prefer it, $183.4 a minute, and $3.05 a...
View ArticleIntel plans to further fashion career
Fashion bag company Intel Corporation plans on making efforts to advance its name in the world of haute couture and the high street, according to Digital Trends. Collating quotes from various Intel...
View ArticleIntel to fire entire PR team
Impeccable sources inside Intel inform TechEye that its freshly hatched CEO Brian Krzanich is about to fire the entire PR team in a bid to turn the company’s public image round as the Intel Developer...
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